coolguyerrant:
motherfuckerofbabylon:
lyryt-fire:
ginnungegap:
loch-ness-hamster:
soufex:
cornwankies:
erinkyan:
bearfromipanema:
coldarrow:
doktorbedlam:
leashamariel:
theinteriorstylist:
kaychante:
lucindasaxon:
deeeeeeeeeeejackfrostaaaaaaaaaan:
fairly oddparents
yeha

Vampire Diaries
I…am ok with this
glease
criminal minds… I am fine with this as long as I am one of the BAU members, specifically Reid!
How I met your mother. OMG I’m lily!
Well, shit. Revenge. This bodes.
The Mentalist… Uhhh…
The View. Ugh.
Archer.
oh dear.
Avatar the last Airbender
*dibs waterbending*
once upon a time….? does that mean that my biodad is secretly royalty and stinking rich and is gonna come back for me BY MAGIC? well shit
STORAGE WARS
MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN BA NA NA BA NA NA
the wire
aw fuck I’m dead
30 Rock.
I’ll be a writer who never talks
Good Eats.
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can spend all day being a science nerd who prepares delicious food!
wait that already is my life.
Law & Order, Special Victims Unit. ‘Nough said.
The Newsroom. I can deal with being the voice of reason in an unreasonable industry.
rouxfully:
sunny1:
monasequeda:
chockfullahootleetlebitonanny:
There was a time that I thought he was an OK mayor. Now I’m starting to think he’s a far bigger douche than Daley ever was.
What a fucking privileged, entitled prick. Especially considering how much he banked on the ethnic and racial votes when he was elected…and how a large chunk of that voter block doesn’t take public transportation because they have a choice. They take it because they don’t make enough damn money which means it’s an absolutely NECESSITY!
Fucker.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
damn
This elitist-ass union-busting shithead can go fuck himself.
People wonder why I wasn’t jumping on the Rahm-love bandwagon. Granted I didn’t know this about him at the time, but I didn’t want his smarmy “whatever” attitude to be in City Hall.
For better or for worse, we have a black Muslim in the White House.
In a searing commentary, political analyst Joshua Foust notes that the unpaid internships that were once limited to show business have now spread to nearly every industry. “It’s almost impossible to get a job working on policy in this town without an unpaid internship,” he writes from Washington DC, one of the most expensive cities in the country. Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a profession where jobs pay as little as $10,000 a year - unfeasible for all but the wealthy, and devastating for those who have invested more than $100,000 into their degrees. One after another, the occupations that shape American society are becoming impossible for all but the most elite to enter.
I’m not the only one who thought of Jefferson Starship when the RNC announced their convention theme was “We Built This,” right?
motherjones:
theatlantic:
How Romney’s Tax Plan Could Raise Taxes on 95% of the Country
The Romney plan begins by cutting marginal rates by 20 percent and eliminating the estate tax and Alternative Minimum Tax, which would decrease federal tax revenue by $360 billion by 2015. A new report from the Tax Policy Center and the Brookings Institution considered what would happen if Romney eliminated tax expenditures to make his plan revenue-neutral, so that it wouldn’t blow an enormous hole in our budget. Here’s what they found: The revenue-neutral Romney plan would raise taxes on a typical family by more than $600. A household making between half-a-million and $1 million would get a tax cut equal to almost twice the disposable income of the poorest 20 percent.
Read more. [Image: Derek Thompson]
Yeesh, when America already has the world’s luckiest billionaires.
This is what bothers me. You do percentage comparisons, and the top tax bracket has been making out like bandits the past few years. I’ll need to upload my graphs from the tax cut extension Obama caved to in 2010.
fuckyeahgooglevoicetranscripts:
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Hahaha definitely a top transcript :)